Bizarre Things Google Home Has Recorded

In 2016 Google introduced Google Home.  Google Home is a Wi-Fi speaker that also works as a smarthome control centre and an assistant for the whole family. You can use it to playback entertainment throughout your entire home, effortlessly manage everyday tasks, and ask Google things you want to know.

Google Home will let you ask Google anything. You can ask for the weather or check facts on Wikipedia.  It may go without saying that Google is always listening to you so that it can execute your commands.

Keep in mind that the random private outbursts while awake or asleep might be recorded by Google Home!

Here some crazy things Google Home may have recorded.

“Cutting flesh with scissors is weird.”

“The crunchy bees are under the window.”

“You stole my warm.”

“I don’t care if we’re out of soap I’m not buying any peanuts.”


‘I love you, big pig.'”

“I can’t believe how ripped Hitler was.'”

‘Why does the pony only wear pants?’


“Sometimes when I’m alone, I dress all up in yellow, peel myself with a peeler and call myself a banana… Forever alone.”

“Once I saw a purple flying cow and I named it Phillip.”

“Shhh, the jalapenos are sleeping.”

“Isn’t it weird that, pineapples never wear bikinis.”

“I eat babies.”

“I like farting.”

“Sometimes I dream about cheese.”

“I will beat you with a small child.”


“The rocket ship is taking off!”  Ohh the things I hear… lol.”

“HEY!!! Why is deodorant purple?!”

“Get away from me, talking horse.”

“Adam, you are dead to me, yet again.”

“Stop the monkeys.”


Okay maybe this is fake news but sersoiusly here is how you can how to stop Google listening to and recording everything you say to it.

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